The biggest difference between free newspapers like the one this blog is hosted on and other newspapers is that the free ones are for idiots. Most of the news in them are just a few lines of explanations of basic news. There is nothing more intelligent than a ”Chimp ate banana” and maybe a few explanatory words such as ”Bananas are yellow”.
If you like news and can understand them you are likely to be able to pay for them, people reading this paper obviously aren’t.
It’s not very hard to trick a few quid from the fish at the poker tables online. Most online poker players are either drunk or stupid. Or they have barely played a hundred hands before they start thinking of themselves as pros and go all in to frighten you away.
Ok there are a few good players out there too but it’s generally easy to spot and aviod them. No matter if you are better then them, there is no point in proving it. It’s always better to play against the really crappy ones.
The first thing you need to start making poker money is an odds calculator. You need to keep track of your and your opponents statistics and this can be done with a poker statistics calculator and you can download one for free here: Download poker statistics calculator. Once you have installed it you need to make sure you have enoguh data so that the statistics is valid (you need to play enough hands before you can tell if someone is loose agressive or a tight one).
When you are set with the statistics tool you need to find a good poker site to play. One important part in choosing poker site is what kinds of bonuses they have. The bonus can actually be the difference between a successful poker career and a slob the squandered all his money on the net. One of the things that usually make a big difference is Rakeback. Rakeback is when the poker rooms give back a part of the rake to the player. You can ordinarliy get rakeback from 30% up to about 60% of the rake. This might seem like a small amount but if you play lots of raked hands it can actually be a real edge.
Sex is polluting our world in a nasty way. People walk around thinking about sex way to much and this takes time from being productive. We could actually have a world where people can afford to live (that differs a whole lot from today, I’m talking about Africa). If we all started producing instead of having sex there might just be enough resources for everyone.
It’s really this simple, everytime you have sex you ravish a small African country.
I’m joking, here is the real reason: Girls having sex for money.
Been trying to get banned from this bloghost for a while but it doesn’t seem to work. I’ve tried posting really sexistic stuff. I’ve overused Stumbleupon to drive annatural amounts of traffic. I’ve even given it a provocative name.
The thing is that the blog host this blog is hosted on is reknown for banning provocative blogs, it’s a crap host. Not only do they trick people with this shitty deal that you get $.0001 per view for having their ads they use it to drive traffic to Swedens tabloidest tabloid. The payment would of course be much bigger if you were allowed to have the ads yourself as on any respectable blog host.
My suggestion to you is that if you are looking for a blog host, use another one, this sucks.
If this blog gets to stay though, then I will reconsider and maybe recommend this host. So far it’s still here but the test hasn’t been going on for too long.
When you buy the wonderful service of marketing from one of the bureaus you are being ripped off.
The will tell you that they understand things you don’t, this being a complete lie. The only thing they are good at is just that, lying to you. I used to work at a marketing reseach lab. We did pilote tests for marketing campaigns, developed new forms or means for marketing. We were a couple of marketers (yes, I am one) and a couple of cutting edge scientists doing this research.
As soon as we were done with a project we would either drop it or move it on to the regular marketing office. A lot of times we made sure to have the project running when we handed it over by hiring a bureau to manage the campaign and just let our own marketing office just supervise.
Every time we talked to the bureaus, that actually charged a lot of money, they started trying to get rights to make changes in the projects. Saying things like, it is better if the background is blue and stuff like that. Since we had just done actual research on every campaign ever turned over to a bureau I tended to be rather critical to comments like that. After all we had already tested it with a blue background in a big study on actual people so I always asked, why would it be better? The answer was almost always something in the style of ”People react better to bla bla…” and I would always say ”Why?” or ”How do you know that?”
They always knew because they were marketers, it’s their job to know things like this. And there we have it, if they say something like this it’s because it is their job to know, they must be certain, why would I pay them to fire in the dark when I can do it myself. And if they answer that it’s better in a way that the real research done shows is much worse then you know. You could replace them all with a bunch of monkeys.
All you need to do is shave them in the face and on their hands and teach them to use a typewriter.
Staying in shape is a lot of work. Eating healthy food can be a pain if you are used to gorging burgers. Keeping with a training program is something that not everyone can manage. Being fit is not for everyone because it takes a certain kind of person to do it. Americans just can’t.
America is about sitting in front of your TV eating deep fried food and constantly getting fatter. You can blame McDonalds and KFC all you want but you being fat is not their fault. It is your fault.
It’s not That hard work to stay in shape. Ordinary people do it all day long, how hard can it be?
Get of your lazy ass and stop eating all that junk food. OK, maybe you have to cook yoursel once in a while to get healthy food but is this really an excuse to let yourself go?
On a more serious note
None of us have missed the shows on TV where some workoutoholic is forcing a couch potato to run around crying or where a ”dietist” shows of all the crap you eat in a week. This is to make you feel ashamed that you are fat and it is very easy to do. Most overweight people feel a bit ashamed of themselves.
If you know anything about psychology you’ll understand that the fat people aren’t fat because of lack of shame. Most of the ones in these shows are actually eating because of the shame, they eat to lessen the pain, they eat because it makes them happier at the moment. They eat for comfort. Any one with any schooling at all in psychology will tell you that what these coaches do when they make people more ashamed that they are obese is giving a temporary boost to the training. Moslty because it’s way to embarrassing to be so fat that you can’t even manage to pull yourself together on national TV.
After a few weks though, the effect will be the reverse. Making people that are fat because they are ashamed more ashamed can only have one result. We all know what it is but yet television dietists and coaches fail to understand.
Global Warming is the big topic of our century most people believe in global warming nowadays (not everyone did earlier though). American ex vice presidents even spend their lives running around talking about it.
I wont tell you I don’t believe in Global Warming, you have to be rather retarded to fail to understand that adding all that CO2 from fossile fuels changes the atmosphere. What I don’t believe in though is the human capability to stop using the fuels. We just don’t have it in us, we can never go back in developement.
What we will do is burn all the fuels that are left in the ground and when we are done with them we might start considering finding alternate fuels. No matter what we do all the jurassic CO2 will get back to the surface so my suggestion is stopping fooling around saving gallons here and there. It doesn’t make any difference all the fuel will be burnt anyway. Thats why i drive my SUV to work every day, because if I don’t use it, some other retard will and why should they get to enjoy the pleasures of a big car if I can’t.
So my advice to you i, get back in the trees so I can drive longer.
The world is an unequal place. Lots of people make lots of more money than other people. Some people even make loads of more money. Some people even has to clean up after that other some people.
And most of the times the other people that do all the cleaning up and making less money is the female part of the world. Chicks don’t make lots of money and they are getting madder every day because of it. Fair enough, i would be ranting if I made less money compared to everyone else.
There are lots and lots of feminists trying to tell the rest of the world (the male half) about this. This is also reasonable, you might think that some guy might care sometime if you tell it to enough. But the thing I just can’t understand is why the stop shaving their armpits. Do they think they’ll get paid more by being just a bit more hairy? Thruth to be told I think it’s the stupid ones who stop shaving themselves. I believe they think they’ll make more money, get a better job and stop having to clean up if they are more similar to men. This might be true but you have to be insanely stupid to think it’s the difference in body hair that does it.
I’ll make it a bit clearer for you with still unshaven armpits becasue if I’m right you are not really able to understand something as subtle as this.
Hairy armpits no do raise salary!
Have you noticed how all the girls you ever meet all date successful guys? Have you niteced that all guys with great jobs all have really nice girlfriends? Have you ever met a CEO that wasn’t married?
Now you’ll say, that’s because girls don’t like losers.
Thats partly true, noone wants to be the girlfriend of someone sitting in front of the TV or computer all day but is it the whole truth?
My life has had it’s ups and downs as just as everyones life. I’m still basically the same guy when I’m on a bad beat as when I’m having a great job. I dress the same, I talk the same way, I have the same sense of humor and I have the same interests. The funny part is that I’ve always turned out to be single again, every time life gets a bit rough. And, be certain that when I get a superjob again, they start turning up.
I’d say this is not just me, I’ve noticed that of all the girls that work on the factory where I work, noone dates one of the janitors. Every single girl at the factory is dating a guy working with management. Thats a lot of managers I know but that’s how it isat the factory. Even though ”love” is supposed to be this sudden impact or a growing sensation you just can’t control isn’t it just a little weird that none of the girls ever fall in love with a janitor? Are all janitors hideous by nature?
The answer is simple, they might not know it but they do it anyway. They marry for money or standings or something similar, girls are in it for the money.
Guys as far as I know don’t do this, they’ll date a jaitor or a waitress or their secretary but no girl would ever, ever have sex with someone she considers below him. Ok, that might be a bit on the prejudice side but it’s rather closer to the truth and you know it. Girls have sex for money.
