In memory of my mother Ingebjörg Suenson

In memory of my mother, written by Per Gustavsson for all friends to tell the web.

Published in Smålänningen Friday, 23 March 2012.

IngeBjörg is dead.

But her stories alive.

 IngeBjörg Suenson was one of the first who got involved in the narrative movement in Ljungby which resulted in both Storytelling Festival and Faerie Museum and inspired storytelling in Sweden.

IngeBjörg was always ready to help out. Countless are the foreign guests IngeBjörg met at the airport in Växjö and on railway station in Alvesta.

Via IngeBjörg was the first meeting with the Småland narrative world. Inge Björg guided visitors to the Story Museum, told the young children, afficherade, offered mead at medieval feast, cleaned up in all corners. Big and small, nothing was finer than the other, everything was just as important.

And then she told of her life! When air alarm went off April 9 in Trondheim searched the family shelter in the basement. Once the danger was blown over and IngeBjörg came up in the dining room had lung-tripe congealed on the plates. Since then she ate Never lung-tripe. And she noted with gratitude that her mother never more cooked lung-tripe. The children were evacuated to a cabin in the woods. A cowshed became a classroom with four children in every pen, and the teacher walked up and down the manure gutter and taught.

When Inge-Björg told, we thought her hardly.

But unlike the rest of us who had come up with tall tales and make them credible needed Inge-Björg never splicing.

She had been through it all. Absolutely everything!

Driving a taxi in Copenhagen. Renamed when the merchant ship where she was passed the equator. Been invited to the movies by a sheik, who picked her up in his private plane. For the same love sheik had an entire vessel filled upp with roses. Driven a car so the police thought it was a stray vehicles.

As we laughed!

And amid all the alvar. The war she never forgot. An enthusiasm for the little ones in the community. The hatred of injustice and war.

Inge-Björg shared generously of their love of the Norwegian landscape. We who attended will never forget the narrative journey to the fabled Ringerike, to Hell (yes, my name instead) in Gudbradsdalen and self-made farm and mountains in Tolga that Inge-Björg led. That was when we got the Norwegian systems company to open its doors even though it was closed. And it was on that trip we learned to sculling on the tongue to tell of her childhood stories. On that Twisted Skradderad-Customised finally got his Sibbede Sibbedibbsibb.

As I write this sits a small blue tit in the top of magic hazel growing outside my window. The sun is shining and never have the little bird had clear colors. When it disappears it is succeeded by a single long-tailed tit that looks so bright and cheerful. A little while, we look each other in the eye, then it is also gone.

Now you’re gone as Inge-Björg. But you’ve been here and we miss you. We will continue to tell both your and our own stories. So we honor Inge-Björg best. And we will continue to laugh, although we are sad now.

All friends of the narrative network Kronoberg by Per Gustavsson.

Laid out on my private page on Facebook and here on my private blog on 27 March 2012.

Please Carl-Peter Suenson

 

In memory.
Inge Björg Suenson

Our dear little mother has come to our great regret, still asleep, quiet and peaceful March 19, 2012 at his home, Nilsagården in Ivla, as she wished surrounded by his family.
She was born in 1929 in Trondheim, Norway, and was the youngest child of eleven children. She grew up on Glove Maker hill and had a very happy childhood but it was finally in Ivla as a mother chose to live most of his life and where she liked. Mom microfiche nine children and twelve grandchildren as she always had time and love for, and it has also been baked many cakes and plucked much raspberries and mushrooms in the forests of Småland through the years.
Little Mommisen, as we sometimes called her, was also very fond of birds, which she constantly fed and rejoiced when she saw them outside the window at his big bird table, and she loved her greenhouses and her garden which she generously shared the harvest to everyone who came to visit.

Eventful life.
Our mother has lived a very eventful life she often talked about, she experienced the Second World War when Germany occupied Trondheim, has worked at sea, and sailed around the world, driving a taxi in Copenhagen and the stories were many, some of the most outrageous and most filled with humor. My mother was very generous and shared, always helpful, and nothing was impossible, and she was also very clever and incredibly stubborn, but always cheerful and patient.
My mom’s warm personality, sense of humor, narrative pleasure and the great commitment that she had fabulous museum in Ljungby, where she spent so many wonderful warm and goa moments and laughed so much, made the location of the memorial moment was obvious, of course, my among men and witches, witches and goblins, trolls and elves, that was where she belonged.
Memorial moment occurred Sunday 1 April in fairy Museum in Ljungby. The family, siblings and relatives from Norway, as well as close friends and work colleagues at the fabulous museum was present, it was very beautiful, moody and so many beautiful flowers around our mother. She had been so happy if she saw all these flowers, but probably said: ‘It is far too much, not well I have all this …

Sad and loving.
The loss is so great, so it was a little sad, but very loving and nice, and also a lot of laughter at the stories, presis like that as our mother was as a person, and during the day there were many who told us very nice of her, and we understand that she has touched and meant a lot to many people.
The grandchild Alva sang very nicely ”Keep on the sunny side” of Ada Blenkhorn and J. Howard Entwisle and Per Gustavsson from Sago Museum told very entertaining on various trips and experiences mother and he had together and he also read the poem ”When We Die” by Thomas Tidholm. Per told that one of the fabulous museum has instituted a narrative prize to Ingebjörgs memory, mom would have been very proud and happy, and we children are honored and touched.

The memory alive.
Little mommisen wondered again if we might forget about her, but it is impossible to forget such a great little personality. The memory lives on forever and there are many who carries her with him in the tank with joy, and her stories will live on. The family would like to thank the fabulous museum for everything they have done for our beloved mother Inge Björg and even home care, nursing team in Hamneda and South Ljunga for the incredibly good care Ocg care that all of us gave our mother during her last months, she was so happy and felt so pampered and looked forward to when you arrived. You are doing a fantastic job. Lilla’s mother has moved on now but the memory of her person will always remain. Mom’s wish was that no one would be sad when her time had come but that we would laugh and be happy and we will remember her district with the greatest heat.

Please Carl-Peter Suenson and siblings and ther families.

DO NOT take a Thief-ride with the bus – you get shit for it ….

DO NOT take a Thief-ride with the bus – you get shit for it ….

This time it was not police’s fault ….

No, not this time, rather they became involved in this … (luckily).

Bus Memories of childhood – Or what happened to some scrapped ticket machines and a number of garbage bags as a bus company dumped in landfills outside the village.

I was a villain, a real giant villain. Indeed, I Thief-rided the bus, and you had to not do, that’s downright krimminelt. I also tweaked so others could go, did not exactly make things any better. It proves just that I was a real villain. And the villains were supposed busted and then punished everyone knows, is not it. And the punishments were good, although it was not distributed by the judiciary.
So now that the offense is time-barred is just as well that had to concede and tell us what really happened and how it came about that I and other thief went by bus when I was 12 …

Me and my parents and siblings lived in the country a good bit outside the main town. Me and my siblings went thus bus when we went to school and we had short term.
We were also accustomed to bike or walk if we were going to visit a neighbor or someone else.
We were used to play once we had done what we could every day.
We grew potatoes and vegetables and we had rabbits and chickens and geese and ducks and a pig. For a while, we had a goat and two kids. We kids would include collect grass and help with everything, so we had a lot to do. We did quite a lot of things that when I and one of my brothers had built a box-car of parts from a pram and some boards we had found. It was possible to build go-carts out of strollers at the time, but today’s strollers are not for that. We would also get milk every day that we purchased from a neighbor and I and my brother took the course lådbilen and ran to a neighbor. Once we turned over the box car and three liters of milk so the rest of the day it was placed under house arrest.
Now it was no go-carts, and spilled milk, I would tell you but I would tell you what it was that we and some neighbors’ children thief went by bus.

When we went by bus to and from school, it happened quite often that I and some of my classmates sat in the back of the bus and played the shit man.
One day we noticed that there were new ticket machines on the bus and we talked about it. One of my classmates said it had been thrown some stuff on the tip lying just outside the village. I said I was about to go there and check if it was something fun to have.

At the time, dumped waste and other debris on the tips here and there and it was a cinch to take what they wanted there because there were no fences.
So the next weekend I biked to the tips of my bike and a milk cart that I had borrowed from a neighbor.
I found the old ticket machines and bags of tools and more.
I took with me a biljetmaskin and a few tools and rode home and told me about it for two of my brothers.
So we biked to the tip and downloaded all the ticket machines and all the tools.
We checked all the bags and also found a lot of unused punch card and some cutting pliers and a crank that we took with us.
Back home, so we hid all the ticket machines (except one which we carried up to my and my brother’s room) in the woodshed behind a large pile of firewood.
Cutting boards, and the tools we hid in a box under the bed in my room.
It was not long before we had got under way ticket machine, and could print out tickets.
We cut out a piece of paper so that was the size of a punch card and put it in the ticket machine and cranked the crank.
It was a stamp on pappertet so we compared it with a punch card.
We saw the stamp set right, but we wanted to check with a used punch card so we could try to find one in one of the bins on the bus when we went to school.
We hid because ticket machine and the other things behind the other stuff we had in the room before we put ourselves.

The day after, when we took the bus to school, I checked and my brothers bins if there was some use a discount card there and my brother found one that was torn in two.
He stuffed it in his pocket.
When we got home so we compared the stamps and put the right price and date before we tried out a discount card.
The day after I smusslade the cutting card in the purse of a lady who used to use a discount card.
The next few days, I sat along the front to see if the bus driver would notice that the lady went on a punch card with a stamp from an old ticket machine. For safety’s sake, I had made a small mark on both sides of the cutting board.
The bus driver did not notice anything and the lady thought she had forgotten to use the card before.

So we pushed up more discount cards and began to go on them (carefully in the beginning so it would not arouse suspicion), and soon, no one cared that we went so much coach. Cutting boards must see for real.
We handed out discount cards to other friends so they could go and no one seemed to care.

The whole thing did get a abruppt end when my dad found a half used the discount cards.
It was busted all weekend except when we would do our chores.
He never found the rest of the clip the cards and we only went in among the cards until the clip was over.

What happened to the ticket machines? some people may wonder.
Well, it was a brother who wanted to see how a ticket machine worked so he screwed it apart and putting it back together again so twisted that he rent the other to see how it is put together with the result that all were broken screwed …

To sum bottom line: DO NOT take a Thief-ride on the bus, sooner or later you get shit for it …

Please Professor Crown Wreck.

Published first time in Swedish 2010-07-19 by Carl-Peter Suenson

To a beloved friend…

Happy Birthday Sweetyhors 110111

I send a Swedish Song to you:

Med en enkel tulipan

And i translate the text for you:

Svedish:

Med en enkel tulipan

Jag uppvaktar inte med rosor i stora fång,
konfekter uti kartong
och ej med musik och sång.
Och hellre än dikta en vers på ett telegram
jag blomster av detta slag räcker fram.

För med en enkel tulipan
uppå bemärkelseda’n (födelsedagen)
jag har den äran
jag har den äran
att gratulera.
Det har blivit populärt
och är så välment och kärt,
så jag är säker
att innan kvällen
det kommer flera.
En liten blomma så här planterad
uti en kruka kan säja mer
än Orrefors som är dekorerad
med vita liljor och orkidéer,
så med en enkel tulipan
uppå bemärkelseda’n
jag har den äran
jag har den äran
att gratulera.

Man kommer med listor på guldur som nå’n ska få,
men mej kan dom ej förmå
att bidra och skriva på.
Nej, jag går direkt till min vanliga lev’rantör
och se’n jag min lilla uppvaktning gör.

För med en enkel tulipan…

Till lysningskalas har det ännu mej aldrig hänt
att nysilver i present
och tennskålar jag har sänt.
Jag kommer personligen hem till de unga två
och lyckönskar dem och säjer som så:

För med en enkel tulipan…

Translation:

I woo not with roses in large chambers,
Confectioneries in a board
and not with music and song.
And rather than invent a verse in a telegram
I am the flower of this kind is long enough.

For a single tulip
upon your birthday
I have the honor
I have the honor
to congratulate.
It has become popular
and is so well-intentioned and dear,
so I’m sure
that before the evening
there will be more.
A small flower like this planted
UTI a pitcher can sell more
than Orrefors, which is decorated
with white lilies and orchids,
so with a simple tulip
upon bemärkelseda’n
I have the honor
I have the honor
to congratulate.

It comes with lists of gold watch that somebody will get,
but me, they can not persuade
to contribute and write on.
No, I go directly to my usual supplier
And then I do my little courtship.

For a single tulip …

For lysningskalas have it yet myself never happened
of nickel silver in a gift
and tin bowls I have sent.
I will personally home to the two young
and congratulates them and says so:

For a single tulip …

Congratilations from a friend in Sveden

Carl-Peter Suenson

When Grandma get a computer. عندما الجدة الحصول على جهاز كمبيوتر.

When Grandma get a computer.

Grandma has been on a computer. A real monster computer with wireless mouse and keyboard.
She was also with broadband and digital TV and wireless router.
How it could be so might as well start from scratch in this strange story.
I should point out that ”Grandma” is not my grandmother, but a woman who asked me to help her …

Some children in a family here in town, sat in front of his computer and did homework.
They had this computer for their parents to the school and parents kept an eye on what kids did on the internet.
His parents were sure that the children would only use it two hours a day.
The children thought it was sad that they could not do what they wanted and thought about how they would do.
The children knew that they were always welcome to granny
That was one of the children an idea: We fix a computer with grandma. She lets us do what we want.
Said and done: It was not long before the children had found a page online where you could win computers and other …
The children were soon looking up names and addresses and other personal information to the grandmother who saved their hotmail account.
Some time later, the children had won a monster computer to a track-side and took out personal information on grandmother as they had saved.
They entered this information at hand, and a few days later came a message with a large parcel home to Grandma.
The children set up this computer and my grandmother was happy that her grandson would be there often.
The children were soon ordered broadband and Internet access grandmother because she thought the children had been allowed for the parents.
She trusted the children and believed that everything would be fine, so she let them keep on their computer.
After a few weeks, the children had arranged a router so they asked if a friend could bring their computer and do their homework there.
Grandma thought it could go to him and was glad that the kids helped her with our online banking and shopping.
The children’s parents had asked grandmother if she would mind the children were there so much and my grandmother had said they were so calm, so it did not matter.
A few weeks later, one of the children won a flat screen TV with digital box and this was also written in the owner’s grandmother.
That’s what happened a few months and the children had persuaded famor to more friends could come and play computer and grandmother who loved her grandchildren could not say no.
This went well for a while but one day there was a guy who did not want to go home because it was a bit late and she just told him to go.
”Shut up bitch,” yelled the guy and she just got very upset and asked their children to tell him to go.
The children asked the guy to go but the guy became rowdy and threw the dish with the cookies on the floor before he left.
Grandma told the kids that they could not bring more friends there and the kids promised.
A few weeks later, a reminder of one bill and grandmother phoned the children’s parents and asked if they knew anything.
The parents said they knew nothing but that they would ask the kids.
When the children were asked they said that there was broad band as they had with her grandmother who had not been paid.
The parents called the grandmother and she told them that the kids had computers and other things there.
Grandma also told us that she is tired of having the children’s friends there and that she had asked a friend who work with computers to organize the whole thing.
She then contacted me to help her sort out the whole thing.
The first thing I had to do was to help her with our online banking and contact the broadband provider.
After a few days, we had gone through everything and had prepared a budget and a plan for how we would do.
His parents came up to visit and they were glad that I helped my grandmother.
The children had come and apologize for what they had done and as a symbolic punishment children received pay two dollars each of their allowance to Grandma.
Grandma still has broadband, and computer and the kids can come sometimes, but not without either of the parents there.
As for the economy, paid rent and all bills through automatic transfers and direct debits, so we just need to check an eye on it via online banking.
Grandma has learned a lot about computers and is also on the internet and Facebook to the children’s delight.

What can we learn from this? Well it’s important to know what kids are doing and that parents and children should do it together.

Please: The one who was asked …

عندما الجدة الحصول على جهاز كمبيوتر.

وكانت الجدة على جهاز كمبيوتر. كمبيوتر الوحش الحقيقي مع الماوس ولوحة المفاتيح اللاسلكية.
وكانت أيضا مع النطاق العريض والتلفزيون الرقمي وجهاز التوجيه اللاسلكي.
كيف يمكن أن يكون ذلك أيضا قد تبدأ من نقطة الصفر في هذا قصة غريبة.
وأود أن أشير إلى أن ”الجدة” ليست جدتي، ولكن المرأة التي طلبت مني أن أساعدها …

بعض الأطفال في الأسرة هنا في المدينة، وجلس أمام جهاز الكمبيوتر الخاص به وفعل الواجبات المنزلية.
كان لديهم هذا الكمبيوتر للحصول على والديهم إلى المدرسة، والآباء إبقاء العين على ما فعل الاطفال على شبكة الانترنت.
وكان والداه على يقين من أن الأطفال سوف تستخدم فقط لمدة ساعتين يوميا.
يعتقد أن الأطفال كان من المحزن أنها لا تستطيع أن تفعل ما تريد، وفكرت كيف يمكن أن يفعلوه.
يعرف الأطفال بأنهم كانوا دائما موضع ترحيب لجدة
وكانت تلك واحدة من الأطفال فكرة: نحن إصلاح جهاز كمبيوتر مع الجدة. انها تسمح لنا أن نفعل ما نريد.
وقال وفعل: لم يمض وقت طويل قبل أن الأطفال قد وجدت على الانترنت صفحة حيث يمكنك الفوز أجهزة الكمبيوتر وغيرها …
وكان الأطفال ينظرون قريبا أسماء وعناوين وغيرها من المعلومات الشخصية إلى جدة الذي أنقذ حسابه هوتميل.
بعض الوقت في وقت لاحق، كان الأطفال وفاز كمبيوتر الوحش الى جانب المسار وأخذ معلومات شخصية عن جدة لأنها أنقذت.
دخلوا هذه المعلومات في متناول اليد، وبعد بضعة أيام جاء رسالة مع الوطن لا يتجزأ كبير إلى الجدة.
تعيين الأطفال حتى هذا الكمبيوتر وجدتي كانت سعيدة أن حفيدها سيكون هناك كثير من الأحيان.
وصدرت الأوامر قريبا الأطفال النطاق العريض والإنترنت وصول جدة لأنها اعتقدت أنه سمح للأطفال للوالدين.
انها موثوق بها الأطفال، ويعتقد أن كل شيء سيكون على ما يرام، لذلك فهي تسمح لهم بالاستمرار في أجهزة الكمبيوتر الخاصة بهم.
بعد بضعة أسابيع، كان الأطفال رتبت جهاز توجيه بحيث سئل عما اذا كان أحد الأصدقاء قد يؤدي أجهزة الكمبيوتر الخاصة بهم والقيام بواجبها هناك.
يعتقد أنه يمكن أن الجدة يذهب إليه، وكان سعيد الذي ساعدها على الاطفال مع المصرفية عبر الإنترنت، والتسوق.
وكان والدي الطفل وطلب الجدة إن كانت تمانع الأطفال كانوا هناك الكثير من وجدتي وقالت انها كانت هادئة جدا، لذلك لا يهم.
وبعد أسابيع قليلة، وفاز واحد من أطفال جهاز تلفزيون بشاشة مسطحة مع مربع الرقمية، وقد كتب هذا أيضا في جدة المالك.
ويمكن أن ما حدث منذ بضعة أشهر، والأطفال أقنعت famor إلى المزيد من الأصدقاء يمكن أن يأتي ويلعب الكمبيوتر وجدة الذي أحب أحفادها لا يقول لا.
ذهب هذا جيدا لبعض الوقت ولكن في يوم من الأيام كان هناك الرجل الذي لم يرغب في العودة إلى ديارهم لأنه كان متأخرا بعض الشيء، وقالت له أن يذهب فقط.
”اخرس الكلبة،” صاح الرجل، وانها مجرد حصلت مفاجأة للغاية، وطلب من أبنائهم أن أقول له أن يذهب.
طلب من الأطفال على الرجل أن يذهب ولكن الرجل أصبح الصاخب، ورموا صحن مع ملفات تعريف الارتباط على الأرض قبل أن يغادر.
وقال الجدة للأطفال أنها لا تستطيع أن تجلب المزيد من الأصدقاء هناك، وعدت للأطفال.
وبعد أسابيع قليلة، اتصل هاتفيا تذكير فاتورة واحدة وجدته والدي الطفل وسئل عما اذا كانوا يعرفون أي شيء.
وقال الآباء أنهم كانوا يعرفون شيئا سوى أنها ستطلب من الاطفال.
عندما طلب من الأطفال وقالوا ان هناك واسع النطاق كما كان الحال مع جدتها الذين لم يحصلوا على رواتبهم.
ودعا الآباء والأمهات الجدة وقالت لهم ان الاطفال لديها أجهزة الكمبيوتر وغيرها من الامور هناك.
الجدة أخبرنا أيضا أن تكون متعبة وجود أصدقاء للأطفال هناك، وأنها طلبت من أحد الأصدقاء الذين يعملون مع أجهزة الكمبيوتر لتنظيم كل شيء.
ثم اتصلت بي للمساعدة في فرز لها من كل شيء.
كان أول ما كان علي القيام به لمساعدتها مع المصرفية عبر الإنترنت والاتصال موفر واسع النطاق.
بعد بضعة أيام، كنا قد ذهبت من خلال كل شيء، وأعدت ميزانية وخطة لكيفية سنفعله.
جاء والديه حتى زيارة وكانوا سعيد لأنني ساعدت جدتي.
وكان الأطفال يأتون والاعتذار عن ما ارتكبوه من الأطفال ونتيجة لعقاب رمزي تلقى دفع دولارين لكل من بدل على الجدة.
الجدة لا يزال واسع النطاق، والكمبيوتر، ويمكن للأطفال تأتي في بعض الأحيان، ولكن ليس من دون أي من الآباء والأمهات هناك.
أما بالنسبة للاقتصاد، دفع الإيجار وفواتير كل ذلك من خلال التحويلات التلقائية والأرصدة المدينة مباشرة، لذلك نحن بحاجة فقط لفحص العين على ذلك عن طريق الخدمات المصرفية عبر الإنترنت.
لقد تعلمت الكثير عن الجدة أجهزة الكمبيوتر وكذلك على شبكة الانترنت والفيسبوك لفرحة الأطفال.

ماذا يمكننا أن نتعلم من هذا؟ كذلك من المهم أن تعرف ما تقوم به والأطفال أن الآباء والأمهات والأطفال يجب أن نفعل ذلك معا.

من فضلك: فمن سئل …

Open appeal to Iran’s supreme leader Ali Khaminei and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadeniad.

Appeal to Iran’s president and supreme leader.

Sire.

My name is Carl-Peter suenson and I live in Sweden.
When I’m recording this, I am on my way home from my job in a factory.

I urge you to stop the development of the atomic bomb and to let IAEA monitor so that nuclear technology will not spread over the world.
I also appeal to you to approve the non-proliferation agreement so that we do not have more nuclear weapons in the world.
We already have far too much of these wretched weapons here on this beautiful planet that God has given us all.

A few years ago I had a friend who was born and raised in Japan.
We had been friends since we were both members of the same interest organization.
During the training in this organization we would work together in a & special projects, and we became very good friends.
Suniaki and I trusted each other so much that we could talk to each other about everything.
One day Suniaki told me that her father had survived the atomic bomb in Hirochima with severe burns and radiation injuries.
She said her mother had survived the atomic bomb in Nagasaki, and that she had radiation damage.
Suniakis father had died two months before she was born so she never got to meet her father and her mother had died when she was three years old.
Suniaki therefore grew up with relatives who told Suniaki if her parents what had happened.
Suniaki showed me the deformities and injuries that she had inherited from their parents and it was very scary.
She later died of bone cancer that was caused by the effects of radiation from the atomic bombs.

I therefore appeal to you to stop the development of the atomic bomb and let the IAEA monitor your plants.
The plague which Suniaki experienced, I wish not to any human being should be subjected to.
I am sending you this in a previous letter to you through your ambassador pleaded for mercy for those who did to you so hateful muhammed-drawings and I have also appealed for clemency for Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani.
These letters are on my blog about human rights. You can find my blog if you write: Professor Crown Wreck, and looking on google.
Crown Wreck is no name.
It is a term for a person who did not do military service in Sweden.
I call myself Professor Crown Wreck on the net because I am one of those who never had to do military service.

Please Carl-Peter Suenson.